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“The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.” - -Helen Hayes

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“A thing is not necessarily true because a man dies for it.” - - Oscar Wilde...

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“If you live to be one hundred, you’ve got it made. Very few people die past...

More from “Laughter is Medicine”: The Wheel of Doom How to Communicate with a Friend from Beyond the Grave “I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me...

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“One day can make your life. One day can ruin your life. All life is, is four...

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In 1728, Surrounded By Friends at Her Death Bed, Comtesse di Vercellis Breaks...

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“Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to...

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“I intend to live forever, or die trying.” - - Groucho Marx

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“I can’t afford to die; I’d lose too much money.” - - George Burns

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“The idea is to die young as late as possible.” - - Ashley Montagu

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“A friend of mine stopped smoking, drinking, overeating, and chasing women —...

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A Tombstone under a Tree Reads: - "Here lies an atheist, all dressed up and...

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“There are three natural anesthetics: sleep, fainting, and death.” - - Oliver...

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George Washington on Reflecting About Life and How to Circumvent Regrets -...

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“The living are just the dead on holiday.” - - Maurice Maeterlinck

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“He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.” - -...

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“I do not fear death. I resent it. Everything must die, apparently, and I am...

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“It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die....

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Want to Get The Most Out Of Life? Say Cheese! - Life is short. Smile while...

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“Let’s be serious, isn’t every Friday ‘Good Friday?’” - - Unknown

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“Everyone Needs to Eat.” - "I once heard of a man who baffled scientists with...

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